Flight over Venus, with the Milky Way as my bowl of cereal. The stars are my food, and the planets my creations. I've seen sirens mourn for a bad romance. I've seen witches creating clouds. I've seen vampires die from AIDS. I've seen humans being killed by his best friend. I have seen fairies steal baby teeth ...
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
Reblogging solely for the gifs
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
hahahaha that was awesome
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I GOT THE MONSTERPIT KEY AFTER WAITING FOR 34 HOURS! WHEN THEY OPENED THE ARENA NOBODY APPROACHED ME ABOUT IT (BUT BEFORE THE SHOW THERE WAS) SO ME AND MY FRIEND RUSHED TO THE GEN AD SEATS (5TH FLOOR) WE WERE SO EXHAUSTED WE JUST WANTED TO CRY., THEN A HAUS OF GAGA MEMBER WAS WALKING ALONG THE UPPER BOX AREA AND ASKED THE PPL BEFORE OUR SEATS ARE U ALRIGHT? AND THEN I GAVE HIM A THUMBS UP. HE REMEMBERED MY FACE AND HE ASKED ME TO WAIT FOR HIM OUTSIDE THE AREA DOOR. THEN HE ESCORTED US TO THE PATRON AREA, AND THEY GAVE ME THE PIT KEY + ASKED ME TO SIGN IT AND THEY TOOK ME A PIC AND THEN MY INFO. THEY SAID I HAVE TO GO BACKSTAGE AFTER THE CONCERT AND GET TO BRING 3 FRIENDS. WE WATCHED THE BTWBALL IN THE PIT AREA, AS IN IM JUST A FEET AWAY FROM GAGA. (WE HAD SEVERAL EYE CONTACTS :D) THEN AFTER THE SHOW ME AND RIC/STAN (THE HAUS OF GAGA MEMBER) WITH MY 3 FRIENDS.. WHEN I ARRIVED SHE WORE ME THE NECKLACE THEN KISSED ME AND HUGGED ME AND ASKED ME IF I LOVED THE SHOW. I COULDNT SPEAK! ED GAVE ME THE BLACK PURSE THEN I GAVE HIM A HIGH FIVE LOL. I WAS SPEECHLESS SO I HUGGED HER AND HELD HER HAND MORE OFTEN THAN TALK. SHE WAS SO SWEET SHE EVEN TOLD ME SHE LOVES ME SO MUCH AND SHE APPRECIATED ME WAITING FOR HER THAT LONG! I COULD FEEL HER HAPPINESS FROM SEEING ME, THINKING THAT SHE CRIED DURING THE CONCERT BECAUSE PEOPLE FROM MY COUNTRY HAVE BEEN PROTESTING AGAINST HER. I FELT SHE WAS GETTING HER STRENGTH FROM ME, OMYGOD A NIGHT I WONT FORGET. I CAN STILL REMEMBER THE TEXTURE OF HER DRESS, HOW HER SKIN FEELS LIKE, WHAT HER TATTOO LOOKS LIKE IN PERSON, HOW HER HAND FEELS WHEN ITS TOUCHED… OMYGOD OMYGOD
you go girl
i don’t know you, but i feel very proud of you!
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